Guitarist
Has never seen Star Wars
Has called at least one person a boomer every day for the past 4 years, 3 months, 2 weeks and 5 days
Hobbies: beefing boomers on Facebook, flexing on them
Favourite word: boomer

Drummer
Can somehow walk without making a single sound - uses this ability to scare unsuspecting victims
Has an unhealthy obsession with chicken
Once solved a jigsaw puzzle for 6-8 years in under 4 hours
Cannot function without Dr Pepper (not an ad)
Not a single hobby other than gaming - insists it isn't an unhealthy lifestyle

Bassist
Legally unaffiliated with the Pope
Can read Armenian - not speak or write, only read
Hobbies: chilling with the Pope, kissing the Pope's ring, petting cats, denying any affiliation with the Pope, reading

Vocalist
Likes gambling (but will deny any implication of an addiction)
Has once eaten 13 hot dogs in a minute
Would be a pirate if given the opportunity
Hobbies: gambling, watching plane crash documentaries, certified gamer